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What Gives: City of Allen throws Armstrong a bone

Published: Wednesday, October 31, 2012 9:36 PM CDT
Nothing like kicking a dog while he's down.


Lance Armstrong may have used his ill-begotten glory to benefit the cause of raising money for cancer research, but he's still a dog. He had to cheat - or felt he had to - in order to raise all that money. And as far as I can tell, we still don't have a cure for cancer. We're not even any closer to eradicating it.

Even if you've been living in a kennel, you're no doubt aware of the recent discoveries concerning Armstrong. Quite succinctly, he was cheating. We all knew he was, or at least those of us of a sporting mind. During Armstrong's run, every other guy to take the peloton was convicted of doping, save one. That's 13 of 14, sans Armstrong. There's no way one wins seven straight without fudging in a sport where every other body is a dope. Watch cycling on TV (Really?! You need to get a life!) and all you see are cone-headed syringes pedaling away with the determination of a chicken running for cover.

Anyway, a person connected with the city of Allen decided to have a little fun with it. What else do you call it? Jeff Mues, senior marketing director for the Allen Parks and Recreation Department and the Allen Event Center, wrote Armstrong on Oct. 18 to ostensibly invite the now-infamous fraud to compete in the city's annual Rudolph Run. Mues, who apparently takes the sound of his surname seriously, used city letterhead. In defending his motive, Mues said, "We felt he might have a little bit more free time."

Mues wrote the following to Armstrong:

Dear Mr. Armstrong,

You've won seven Tour De Frances. You beat cancer. You helped raise nearly $500 million for the fight against cancer with your Livestrong Foundation. You've done countless commercials for Nike. Needless to say, you've been a busy guy. But with yesterday's news that you are stepping down as chairman of the Livestrong Foundation and no longer will endorse Nike, you finally have some time on your hands for new challenges. As they say, when one door closes, another one opens.

With this in mind, the City of Allen Parks and Recreation Department cordially invites you to compete in the City's annual Rudolph Run on December 1. We understand that you have been banned from both the New York City and Chicago marathons, but we would welcome your participation in either our 5K run or 1 mile fun run, with or without reindeer antlers. Now in its 18th year of existence, this family affair supports the Allen Independent School District - certainly a cause worthy of embracing.

The City of Allen is firmly and adamantly anti-doping, but it should be noted that there will be no testing at Rudolph Run. After all, we are keenly aware that having one's nose wired for electricity as Rudolph is alleged to have done is akin to unnatural performance enhancement. Who are we to judge the rigors of driving a sleigh around the world in one night and/or riding a bike 2,000 miles over grueling terrain during a 23 day time span?

We hope to see you in Allen, just a couple of exits north of your hometown of Plano, on December 1. Furthermore, we wish you the best of luck with your future endeavors. Remember all of the other reindeer used to laugh and call Rudolph names (like Pinocchio). And they never let poor Rudolph join in any reindeer games (like marathons). But eventually all the reindeer loved him again. And they shouted out with glee. So join us for Rudolph Run and you'll go down in history!

Best Regards,

Allen Parks and Recreation

The city has since apologized, saying the letter "may be considered to be in bad taste."

"This was not our intention," further reads the statement. "We had hoped to bring additional exposure to our programs which the run supports. We extend our sincere apologies to anyone who may have been offended."

Come on! City of Allen, grow a pair! The only people who should be offended are those who were duped into giving money and time to Armstrong's charity based on his performances. Or those whom he otherwise cheated, cajoled and bullied into covering for him for this long.

Yeah, the letter was in bad taste. It was also funny! Not to mention pretty darn clever, witty and otherwise ingenious. The letter (which still hasn't been responded to from Livestrong officials, by the way) probably didn't endear Armstrong to Mues or the city of Allen. But it certainly didn't hurt in raising publicity and, therefore, probably funds for the run.

And that's what it's all about - raising money for the kids. So, be sure and get involved in this year's Rudolph Run. You can even put a leash on those dogs that probably need a good kick and take them along. And remember: No drug testing required.


J. David Barron is a staff columnist for Star Newspapers. Reach him at dbarron@starlocalnews.com.

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rogers4613 wrote on Nov 2, 2012 5:49 PM:
" Dear Mr. Barron:

I read your November 2nd article entitled City of Allen throws Armstrong a bone and, to put it mildly, your comments were unamusing and you write as someone who appears to have only minimal knowledge or understanding of the sport of professional cycling. Your remarks come across as someone who has typically preferred baseball, tennis and football while likely considering that cycling is just a bunch of geeks riding bicycles. The tone of your article fairly reeks of your pleasure at poking fun at Lance Armstrong. The city of Allen exercised grossly poor taste in their insulting invitation to Armstrong, only marginally poorer than your own.

Make no mistake, I make no apologies for any cyclist or other athlete, amateur or professional, that uses performance enhancing drugs. I am of the opinion that, at the moment, the largely unthinking herd of sportswriters and various others in the sports community who look upon cycling as that other sport have in relative unison seized upon the recent USADA report submitted to UCI alleging Lance Armstrongs use of performance enhancing substances during his reign in the Tour de France as literal evidence of his guilt. Professional cycling is certainly no stranger to doping then again, just to be clear, neither is American professional football, baseball or a number of other American sports.

The following problems exist with respect to the outcome of the Armstrong case:

The USADA report is based upon testimony of 26 witnesses, some of whom were team members and none of whom have been credibly demonstrated by disinterested parties not to have been in some way coerced or financially or otherwise induced to make the statements used in the report. Honesty and a clear lack of profit motive on the part of any of those who contributed to the report will allow them to clear one of many such hurdles in establishing Armstrongs guilt. To my knowledge, no one has independently investigated USADAs motivations for waiting this long to pursue their allegations against Armstrong nor any possible underlying motivations why they may be doing so.
Armstrong passed over 500 doping tests during his professional cycling career without a single positive result. How does the simple testimony in the USADAs report categorically refute years of hard laboratory evidence that has systematically failed to produce any trace of drug or other substance abuse?
The UCIs past president, Hein Verbruggen, has gone on record as having found no evidence of foul play during Armstrongs years long professional career. The UCI is now headed by Pat McQuaid. The fact that an international organization such as UCI can suddenly and summarily dispense with its own considerable wealth of physical evidence which cleared Armstrong of wrongdoing so as to accept on face value questionable and otherwise unsubstantiated hearsay submitted in 1,000 pages of testimony is suggestive of something less than basic honest truth.
The U.S. federal government investigated Armstrong on the basis of using illegal substances while he was the captain of the USPS team. Their investigation was lengthy and was eventually closed finding no evidence with which to charge Armstrong.
Armstrongs motivations for not pursuing the legal challenge any further have been simplistically presumed by many as patent evidence of his guilt. I have not read of any admission of guilt by Armstrong. In the absence of your having directly mentioned it in your article, I doubt you have either. In other words, your position is little more than recycled uninformed opinion. Presuming Armstrongs guilt omits the equal possibility that the legal battle may have become personally too costly for Armstrong to continue to pursue, that it is taking a toll on his health, that it is presenting problems to his sponsors, that it is presenting problems for the Livestrong foundation or any combination of the above. None of these possibilities are mentioned in your article either.
The USADAs report has not been the subject of any formal hearing nor has it undergone any peer review or other independent scrutiny for errors, omissions or failure of the evidence to cause the reviewers to similarly arrive at the reports given conclusion. Imagine if you were on trial for a criminal offense and all the prosecution had to do was write up the charges based upon supposed eyewitness testimony for you to be convicted of the offense without a trial by jury. This is essentially what has transpired in Armstrongs case.

I dont know if Lance Armstrong is innocent or guilty of using banned performance enhancing substances. I will accept his guilt once he declares it or it is demonstrated by an independent organization as described above and not until then. As some like to say in this country, A man is innocent until proven guilty.

I can say without any probable doubt that Lance Armstrong has likely done more to help cancer victims, personally spent more time with them and raised more funds for cancer research and brought more visibility to the cause than you have. Now is that the truth?

Sincerely,

Steve Tennyson "
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